I am in Arizona and currently holed up in my beautiful resort while it is sunny and perfect hiking temperature outside. Why? Because this period is one for the books. I have gone through three Instead cups since 4 a.m. (had to wake up at the ass crack for my flight.) I am painfully bloated. My uterus feels like it is preparing to blast off through the top of my head. My legs and bum muscles are super achy. I am, to put it mildly, a bloody mess.
This sucks. I so hope feel better tomorrow. I really want to enjoy this trip and get to take at least one, if not two, hikes. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go pout and feel sorry for myself.
Cheerier post tomorrow, I promise.
NOTE: For the record, if you accidentally drop an Instead cup into a public toilet and then the automatic flusher sucks it down before you can do anything about it the bathroom police will not come after you, the toilet will not launch it back at you, nor will the cup resurface instantly after the next woman enters the stall. What happens after her flush, I can’t say as I *might* have high-tailed it out of there.