Or more specifically, the first poop post-retrieval. Especially that first poop after a ton of eggs are harvested from tiny ovaries. This is something that no one discusses. Allow me to do the dirty work and start a conversation.
Oh. My. God. I would describe my experience as :
- white knuckled
- tears running down face
- teeth grinding
- whimpering enough that two cats show up
Lord have mercy on my poor bum! It already has a good number of problems (i.e.: hemorrhoids and fissures related to my dairy allergy) but this has to be the worst experienced it has ever had.
I’ll take a double shot of Milk of Magnesia with my scrambled eggs this morning, please.
How was your first poo post retrieval?
Also, this might be juvenile of me, but I look forward to seeing what my blog search terms are over the next 24 hours…