To Pee or Not to Pee.
It is 1dp6dt and I’m already thinking about peeing on things. I swore that I would not pee on things until the night before my blood test, which is Wednesday, September 19. Two full weeks after a 6 day transfer… Boo Dr. B. Just boo.
This leaves me in the predicament of when to start peeing. I have three FRER pee sticks right now. I REALLY don’t want to find myself sneaking out of the house again to buy more, or rushing home from work to intercept the UPS man and snag the huge order of FRERs being delivered by Amazon. I also don’t want to stash pee stick wrappers around the house to hide the evidence NOR do I want gobs of stinky pee sticks piling up in my bathroom drawer, cleverly hidden under a pile of maxi pads.
Most importantly, I don’t want to hang my head in pee stick shame every day when I post to Scrambled Eggs. What’s a girl to do?
Currently my plan is to pee next Wednesday, which is one week past 6 day transfer. I’ll pee again on Friday and then once more on Saturday. If the sticks are still negative I’m going to go take my longest bike ride yet and peddle out 26 miles of anguish and fury. If the pee sticks are positive, well, I’ll probably go buy more pee sticks to continue peeing with reckless abandon because that is just the type of infertile I am.
I know quite a few of you had embryo transfers/IUIs/Did the Dance in the last few days. I was thinking about creating a list of my fellow TWWers that includes our promised dates to start peeing. Perhaps this will help hold us accountable and keep the crazy hormone filled women from peeing all over everything? Sort of like Jen’s weight loss challenge kept us from stuffing our mouths with toast? Wait… I still stuffed my face with toast.
(I love toast almost as much as I love peeing on pregnancy tests with reckless abandon).