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The stupidity



I am standing in target staring at pee sticks because last night I had such a vivid dream that I was pregnant and yesterday I had afternoon nausea and last week I had some pinching in the uterine vicinity. The intelligent woman in me knows that the dream means nothing, the pinching was my regular constipation woes and the nausea was too much spinach for lunch. The idiot, though, feels the strong compulsion to pee on all the things.




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  1. October 29, 2014

    I know the feeling well but one day that pee stick was positive! So even when it seems impossible, you really just never know. It could be.

  2. Bette #
    October 29, 2014

    You better buy one…then you will know and not make yourself crazy!

  3. Melanie Meyer #
    October 29, 2014

    Ohh the feeling.. I still have some at home (from the time I bought them in bulk online) just in case.
    I don’t think that feeling will ever go away… What if?
    Just buy one to clear your mind. What if?

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  5. October 29, 2014

    Thanks for making me not feel so crazy for also wanting to pee on everything!

  6. October 29, 2014

    why are pee sticks so damn expensive? when you want a let down (or a crazy, wacky, unexpected-even-though-i-peed-on-a-stick-on-purpose suprise) why does it need to cost your lunch budget for the day?

    • October 29, 2014

      Lunch budget! That is exactly what it cost. I had eggs at home because of that damn pee stick purchase.

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